
Re: the MEDIA, can you write a comical ,little story that includes 6 of these lines?
This is just for the pure fun of being creative.
1. I don't know about you, but I'm high-tailing it to a camouflaged hut in Helsinki.
2. Pip,pip and doodly do.
3. I told him to be discreet.
4. One of our conservative readers is going to sue us for saying, _______________.
5. And now a message from the editor.
6. I think you'll find my name in the obits.
7. I DID apologize to Sen. McCain....It's written in small print on page 45.
8. Yeah,uh,huh.....Whatever.
9. What IS it, Margaret?!
10. Let's read our competitior's paper and see what REALLY happened.
11. Wahhhh! I thought the Liberals would LOVE that piece on __________.
12. EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!!
"We can't print this," she said with a tone of finality. "It'll never fly with management...and you know that. Why did you even bring this to my desk? What is it Margaret? You have talent. Now, write me something good."
She tossed the rough copy back to me. Fed up, I said, "Okay. Let's just read our competitors paper and see what REALLY happened then. The people have a right to know when their leaders..."
"Yeah, uh huh...whatever. If you can't write a neutral piece, or at least..." She grabbed the copy back and flipped a few pages in. "Look at this." She pointed toward the words on the page. "At exactly 8:15 tomorrow morning, one of our conservative readers is going to sue us for saying," she paused. "I can't even read this...Six Vietnamese prostitutes...He's so old...He couldn't handle one Vietnamese prostitute...let alone six! And you show no proof at all for any of these allegations you make!"
"Wait," I said. "I DID apologize to Sen. McCain...It's written in small print on page 45. That doesn't change the point. This must be printed!"
"Yeah, I don't know about you, but I'm high-tailing it to a camouflaged hut in Helsinki if this article ever sees the light of day...and I suggest you do the same...or better yet just burn all traces of it now."
She handed the papers back solemnly.
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